
Physical things:
Pictured--
Old glasses
New glasses (took them to the Doc to get Anti Reflection Coating)
Blue Argyle sweater (Thanks Joy)
White long sleeve shirt
White T-shirt
Blue and White striped Hanes Boxers
Khaki's (Thanks Mary)
Black belt
Tan dress socks over white Hanes socks (I do this from time to time to keep my feet warm, dress socks (have you noticed?) suck all the heat from your body and leave you with muggy, malodorous feet. And I wouldn't be caught dead wearing socks that don't match the pants, what am I? 60?)
Black Cons
Red Cross T for gym (Thanks Red Cross)
Blue Shorts for gym (Thanks Mike Takacs)
Black Champion Boxer-Briefs for gym
Ankle Socks for gym
Biola coffee mug with two cups of coffee, one Folgers Battery Piss, One Starbucks VIA
One blue pen
One red pen
One black Sharpie
Two Vocabulary books, one Teacher Ed., one Student ed.
Writer's Choice Grammar and Composition book
Prentice Hall Literature book
Speed Stick 24/7
Accordion file folder for student papers (Thanks Ham)
Three large paperclips
Three small paperclips
Clipboard
Assorted stacks of graded and to-be-graded assignments
Assorted stacks of graded scantrons
Measuring cup for scooping out the Kemp's change
Water bottle with water for gym
Key ring
Car key
House Key
Guitar case key
Key ring
Key to front office
Key to front gate
Key ring
Keys to rooms 6, 3, 32, 37, and 38
Telephone
MacBook and power cords
Laptop bag
Jump/zip/thumb/flash drive
J Fold Wallet (Thanks Ham)
Undisclosed amount of the Kemp's cash from the Kemp's change
23 pounds of Kemp Change in two plastic Vons bags
One Canadian 25 cent piece given back by the machine
Four Canadian 1 cent pieces given back by the machine
One Canadian 5 cent piece given back by the machine
Three dimes, two pennies and a metal washer all given back by the machine
Half a sticker reading 12-01-09 found in the bag of change
One Canadian 25 cent piece given back by the machine
Four Canadian 1 cent pieces given back by the machine
One Canadian 5 cent piece given back by the machine
Three dimes, two pennies and a metal washer all given back by the machine
Half a sticker reading 12-01-09 found in the bag of change
Undisclosed amount of non-pubescent era Kemp hair found in bag of change
Two balls of fuzz found in bag of change
Vons receipt for Laurie Kemp
5-dollar bill from Mike Takacs to Ham
Visa credit card
Drivers license
CPR certification card
Memphis Blues business card
Low Jack card
Best Buy gift card
Blockbuster card
Fullerton Library card
Golden Spoon card
Green House Cafe card
24-hour fitness member card
Kohl's gift card (Thanks Marry)
Starbucks gift card (Thanks Carey and Mark)
Disneyland pass (Thanks Kellie Frank)
Bevmo card
Jamba Juice card
Boarder's Rewards card
Aetna insurance dental card
Aetna insurance HMO card
SchoolsFirst debit card
Biola Alumni card
Dry cleaning receipt
SchoolsFirst receipt
Best Buy receipt
Expired AAA membership card
Card that reads, "I am your child and I trust you" (Thanks Terrie)
SchoolsFirst receipt
To Go container with BBQ leftovers for lunch (Thanks Mr. McCormick)
Stack of papers handed out to students in class
Not pictured--
One bag of Lays Sour Cream and Onion potato chips
BBQ Chipped Beef and two slices of white bread (Thanks Mr. McCormick)
One cookie (Thanks Whitcrap)
One deli sandwich with assorted meats, spinach, mustard, and sourdough bread (Thanks Takacs family)
One Fresh and Easy BBQ Chicken pizza (Thanks Ham)
Piece of swaddling cloth wrapped around my left wrist to remind myself of Christ's birth during the holiday season
Undisclosed amount of water
Undisclosed amount of fecal waste
Undisclosed amount of urine
Undisclosed amount of hair
About 10 pints of o negative blood
All major and minor organs
All bones
All teeth
All appendages
All other necessary bodily fluids and tissues
Two Aspirin tablets
Two Tums tablets
One Prozac capsule
Camera used to take the first photo
BBQ Chipped Beef and two slices of white bread (Thanks Mr. McCormick)
One cookie (Thanks Whitcrap)
One deli sandwich with assorted meats, spinach, mustard, and sourdough bread (Thanks Takacs family)
One Fresh and Easy BBQ Chicken pizza (Thanks Ham)
Piece of swaddling cloth wrapped around my left wrist to remind myself of Christ's birth during the holiday season
Undisclosed amount of water
Undisclosed amount of fecal waste
Undisclosed amount of urine
Undisclosed amount of hair
About 10 pints of o negative blood
All major and minor organs
All bones
All teeth
All appendages
All other necessary bodily fluids and tissues
Two Aspirin tablets
Two Tums tablets
One Prozac capsule
Camera used to take the first photo
Metaphysical things:
Not pictured--
Notorious B.I.G's Juicy
The lyrics, "I need a dime that's top of the line, cute face, slim waist, and a big behind" and how I don't, but it would be nice
Be Thou My Vision
Upcoming essays
Mike Takacs' prayers
Not fearing the bosses
Jessica's sister (non-romantic)
Joy's heart
Carey and Mark
Two unmentionable femms (semi-romantic)
Phill and the Sabbath
Posting images
This entry
How to stay warm in the teacher's lounge
Why it's so cold in the teacher's lounge
Ham and his health and why he's such an idiot
How Student of the Quarter makes me anxious
Why someone was sitting at my desk
Why they took my ruler out
Why they turned my desk at an angle
Why people don't have respect for the property of others
Why I don't have respect for the property of others
The best dressed of my female coworkers
Why one of the foreign language teachers seems to ignore me
The death of a musician from a fall down an elevator shaft in New York and how I saw this musician play a long, long time ago at The Glasshouse in Pomona
The impending Ticketmaster and Live Nation merger
How I should have gotten out of bed sooner
My phone alarm and how loud it is
A letter to Blake
Taking it easy at the gym tonight
Why it's good not to wear glasses at the gym
Tube Socks and why he wears such large earphones while working the stair master
The new girl working at the gym and her sexy but not smutty skirt
Finances
Whitcrap (non-romantic)
How to be a better Wii bowler
That spot on your back you can't reach
Laurel's blog and why she likes shoes so much
If I have French in my heritage
Leaving school when the bell rang
Private thought
Private thought
Canceling a show after reading some telling reviews of the venue
Practicing with the band
God's perfect will vs, God's permissive will
Praying in the spirit
Be Thou My Vision
Upcoming essays
Mike Takacs' prayers
Not fearing the bosses
Jessica's sister (non-romantic)
Joy's heart
Carey and Mark
Two unmentionable femms (semi-romantic)
Phill and the Sabbath
Posting images
This entry
How to stay warm in the teacher's lounge
Why it's so cold in the teacher's lounge
Ham and his health and why he's such an idiot
How Student of the Quarter makes me anxious
Why someone was sitting at my desk
Why they took my ruler out
Why they turned my desk at an angle
Why people don't have respect for the property of others
Why I don't have respect for the property of others
The best dressed of my female coworkers
Why one of the foreign language teachers seems to ignore me
The death of a musician from a fall down an elevator shaft in New York and how I saw this musician play a long, long time ago at The Glasshouse in Pomona
The impending Ticketmaster and Live Nation merger
How I should have gotten out of bed sooner
My phone alarm and how loud it is
A letter to Blake
Taking it easy at the gym tonight
Why it's good not to wear glasses at the gym
Tube Socks and why he wears such large earphones while working the stair master
The new girl working at the gym and her sexy but not smutty skirt
Finances
Whitcrap (non-romantic)
How to be a better Wii bowler
That spot on your back you can't reach
Laurel's blog and why she likes shoes so much
If I have French in my heritage
Leaving school when the bell rang
Private thought
Private thought
Canceling a show after reading some telling reviews of the venue
Practicing with the band
God's perfect will vs, God's permissive will
Praying in the spirit




That is extensive.
ReplyDeleteI also like mixed drinks and music, so there. I'm a whole human being.
this is amazing.
ReplyDeletei love lists in almost an unhealthy way. and i LOVE the first photo. SO GOOD.
You should make this an assignment for your students. Brilliant.
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